NEW YORK REGIONAL MORMON SINGLES HALLOWEEN DANCE

By: BAKER, ELNA

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Writer, actress, and gorgeous stand up comedian: Introducing the Mormon Tina Fey
It's lonely being a Mormon in New York City. So once again, Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance-a virgin in a room full of virgins doing the Macarena. Her Queen Bee costume, which involves a black funnel stuck to her butt for a stinger, isn't attracting the attention she'd anticipated. So once again, Elna is alone at the punch bowl, stocking up on generic Oreos, exactly where you'd expect to find a single Mormon who's also a Big Girl. But loneliness is nothing compared to what happens when she loses eighty pounds. . . . and falls in love with an atheist.
"The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance" is the memoir of a girl who distresses her family when she chooses NYU over BYU. A girl who's cultivating an oxymoronic identity as a bold, educated, modern, funny, proper, abstinent, religious stand-up comic, equal parts wholesome and hot. As Elna test-drives her identity, she finds herself in the strangest scenarios including selling creepy, overpriced dolls to petulant children at FAO Schwarz and dressing a head wound with a maxi pad while on a date.

Title: NEW YORK REGIONAL MORMON SINGLES HALLOWEEN DANCE

Author Name: BAKER, ELNA

Categories: Biography,

ISBN Number: 0525951350

ISBN Number 13: 9780525951353

Binding: Hardcover

Book Condition: GOOD / VERY GOOD

Seller ID: 173035

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